tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58815736158289730232024-02-07T02:12:03.109-08:00You're Not Getting Better- You're Dying"Disappointment is a function of expectation." Gil Cates
This blog will insure that you're not that disappointed when you get older.Robert Shapirohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09867782636532056427noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5881573615828973023.post-34534230944539116432009-02-08T14:40:00.000-08:002009-02-08T15:39:20.306-08:00<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs0IoBzMq77CZmGWwFrCOxq4ryEJMKLaGjpWx8F7DqfuELQYgwUB703OpaQW_y-gcBF67PbXQfI47NhyphenhyphenDwNFvi7HjBPDsdQKXvHTc_dOAeyqCBDkLDoqZZ_LeRLJucBVM5q-dPAXYa/s1600-h/baby+2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300567082063792626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 129px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 85px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs0IoBzMq77CZmGWwFrCOxq4ryEJMKLaGjpWx8F7DqfuELQYgwUB703OpaQW_y-gcBF67PbXQfI47NhyphenhyphenDwNFvi7HjBPDsdQKXvHTc_dOAeyqCBDkLDoqZZ_LeRLJucBVM5q-dPAXYa/s320/baby+2.jpg" border="0" /></a><a name="_Toc146603981"><span style="font-size:130%;">You’re Not Getting Better</span></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> .....</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrJ1MAbo6cIh2u5EKtSIiS88lSR-BPiytFc2cbfK0RUD9jONzP_SQg-7QN81cpdI9TCn0tJqunSPLdQU4bmsF9nNjaHchQpcSZB8nOkqfMxL_MeNHWdGwqOtxYcWI5NfYunYGfkp7T/s1600-h/old+man.bmp"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300562714110130946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 201px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 146px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrJ1MAbo6cIh2u5EKtSIiS88lSR-BPiytFc2cbfK0RUD9jONzP_SQg-7QN81cpdI9TCn0tJqunSPLdQU4bmsF9nNjaHchQpcSZB8nOkqfMxL_MeNHWdGwqOtxYcWI5NfYunYGfkp7T/s320/old+man.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a><a name="_Toc146603981"><span style="font-size:130%;">- You’re Dying</span></a></p><div align="left"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>The Ages of physical Aging</strong></span> </div><br /><div align="left"><strong>Infanthood-</strong> </div><br /><div align="left"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300562409987381794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjixgnd__dK2h1mNbBLUQo-DljZZzXeFcoeY4yHzfuDflHCTWJK_N9DxMR59Lu-sUuAevJX296fabPHHeYbl4FFPAXK1eCLjMVT59BgwPPMre3YMOYe89Bbw8VZrejTdB5cvG-wJOUU/s320/baby.jpg" border="0" /> When nipples are very important and shitting comes easy, when you start gathering clues about life, like; smiling and crying are excellent tools, and your parents are very important.</div><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left"><strong>Childhood-</strong></div><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300565259006087090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 149px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 103px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBXuwgInBdBJDsp0BzmzPPMpB47fPRxqVXUD78CiSPiaNME2QlMYVcRVY7UOGvV1hI1OxWCLEjLsNTZI5aEnggZbUrzxjZdw5HCXy4AWCQ537pMedXODme-Dum4JzC2Qb2SriJ9LYj/s320/child.jpg" border="0" /></div><br />When you have no fears and plenty of innocence and an inexhaustable energy, which you don't enjoy because you have never been without it. It is during this stage that all you want is to be older, and your peers become more important than your parents.<br /><br /><br /><div align="left"><strong>Adolescence-</strong> </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300567514405063394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 88px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 109px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjesCsWe_1qpPSiQDeyUYH-tJ4I_pWcuoVCaUvZyFqHZ8MtrW-aDvZR6LwrOPgimrCrRptV19ejMCSMqnkOCuHRLMQe5bma2pn_11UELC91Zu-euFV4-cmigh1mw46oIuKr4jxss_5J/s320/Teenager.jpg" border="0" /> When health issues first rear their ugly head, or heads;<br /><div align="left">ACNE </div><div align="left">Oh my GOD! What is this plague on my face?</div><div align="left">Sexual maturity - Why is Evan shaving? What IS this masturbation thing that I have been hearing so much about?</div><div align="left">Physical stature-Am I always going to be 4'11"?<br /></div><p><br />Prime Time -<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300570629526328594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 116px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 114px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT7AbIfy2H5vM6gb92ssU7YN0Z6QcVaB6Az0IloDykey8aaZSC1S6vKveY8lFM-DSMHenkV_sOAIEP-ZLpjFX9PTFVwjMhLXpL-YFBZ9ffjNirP1_f5k33fDvEb5aA_to6XIWHvGwx/s320/man.jpg" border="0" />From 20-35 years of age, both biological function and physical performance reach their peak. So does the opposite sex's attraction to you. If you can't score at this age, you're not gonna score. And when you do score, you can go all night, or at least several times in one night or one hour. </p><p><span style="font-size:180%;">Check back, more to come...soon...The great downhill slide- Prime Time with cash, Middle Age, and Discount age.</span></p>Robert Shapirohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09867782636532056427noreply@blogger.com1